To contact us via telephone: 1-800-Pee-ayee ext. 3423 ask for RIAA
Via email: Punjab_inkarperated@punjabinkarperated.com
via facsimile/diljit: 310-245-3454 press start after 3rd ring to begin transmission, never before 3rd beep, someone dies
via telegraph: have the wire operator tap:XGS3453 followed by your message, support via telegraph available 24 hours.
via pigeon: have your aviary messanger route your message to: the 3rd water tower after the green building with the clean power lines to perch on.
if you must visit us, please bring some pizza hut.